Thee Shatners were a underground garage-surf band in the early 1990's on Planet Pimp Records.

Thee Shatners were crewmates from Federation controlled star systems, and NOT Christopher Imlay, Jess Hilliard or John Kiffmeyer.

While The Shatners were not any the young men or women in any of the other bands on this site, it is true, however, that when The Ne'er-Do-Wells were scheduled to play, Thee Shatners would often beam down nearby, and decide to stick around and perform a set of instrumental surf music themed to their experience as Federation star ship crew.

Albums by thee Shatners

Thee Shatners, (Self titled) 12 inch vinyl, 1993)

True story: Planet Pimp Records CEO Sven-Erik Geddes offered Thee Shatners a "record deal" sight (or sound) unseen (or unheard): just knowing they existed was sufficient for Sven. When told of the offer, the band agreed immediately, not really understanding the concept as they were used to just asking the computer to play whatever song they wanted to hear and it would comply. Their enthusiasm was only piqued five years later (after returning from a mission), upon being presented with a collection of Planet Pimp releases, and they learned they'd be on the same label as KFC.

The self-titled and album was recorded after a beaming malfunction stranded them at Chris and John Kiffmeyer's apartment (The Couch) in Arcata California in 1992. Side 1 had twelve tracks, and side 2 had a long interview of someone Sven knew. It remains illusively un-sought after.

Green Blooded Love
Thee Shatners
He's Dead Jim
Thee Shatners
Warp Drive
Thee Shatners
Klingon Boarding Party
Thee Shatners
Mr. Sulu
Thee Shatners
Damn Your F*@!%Ng World
Thee Shatners
Beam Big Daddy, Beam
Thee Shatners
Uhuru
Thee Shatners
Romulan Attack
Thee Shatners
Kirock (I Am)
Thee Shatners
Surf Beat
Thee Shatners
Stronger Than Kirk
Thee Shatners
Sven's Mystery side 2 track
Thee Shatners